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MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!

TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


TAGS: watch thoughts thinker actions destiny
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Wurdsmyth - July 6, 2013, 12:46 am
"Think" "Think about"... instead of watch... I think would make it better...

GOD MODE - Quantum mechanics is life's cheat code.

TAGS: doctor manhattan dr dr watchman watchmen god mode godmode
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:01 am
I don't mind the movie, it is some of the actors in the movie is really dumb.
HATER - July 27, 2009, 2:34 pm


TAGS: death watches chair night
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

gas - December 17, 2011, 11:48 am
ok thanks ;) it didn't seem to be well-known
Reality Lord - December 17, 2011, 10:25 am

future reference...you might want to quote the source.
LiquidAngel - December 17, 2011, 8:59 am
No it wasn't me. I found this while searching for some books a friend recommended me. The book it's from is called dark side of the moon by Sherrilyn Kenyon
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:45 am
is that yours LA? a search on google brings me to a novel someone's writing (I wondered if it was you)

LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”


TAGS: ducki watch phobia
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Sho

Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:27 am
Love the Far Side reference.
Sho - May 14, 2012, 6:03 am
I think the only way to get rid of that phobia is to get to know that duck personally lol
dy2012 - May 14, 2012, 5:16 am
they should check out a quack dr if they have duck phobia :)
Sho - May 13, 2012, 11:43 pm
Good. I want everyone to think of my posters even when they are not on Motifake
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 2:43 pm
That’s 5ucked up, Sho…makin’ my food all scary’n 5hit


TAGS: for granted life important pocket watch
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by spacedog

demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:28 pm
zero hour n. The scheduled time for the start of an operation or action, especially a combat operation of great size.
demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:23 pm
Your days only have 11 hours?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2013, 10:00 pm
the hour between 11 and 12 is the eleventh hour. 0000hrs to 0100 is zero hour.
demon001 - December 6, 2013, 7:47 pm
Take it easy, you still have the twelfth hour! from 11:00 to 12:00. Surprise!
spacedog - September 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
JesusWept - September 25, 2012, 5:34 pm
So true! 5 L's
rerun - August 1, 2012, 8:49 pm

Ya know Airman, as much as I love you I really hate you right now. That is the most depressing thing I have heard today.....shut up Mooooooooooooooooo.
Airman - August 1, 2012, 5:19 pm
want demotivating? add up the ages of the entire womens gymnastics team.. are we under it?
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 10:19 am
How’d I miss this one…..all I can muster is…..d***!
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:34 am
With the first post, that is. Juries still out on the second post.
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:33 am
I concur, Rerun.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 7:20 pm

thanks for being a part of the success of this site.
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:12 pm
Thanks Rerun. That means a lot dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 3:33 pm
50, And you don't look a day over 65. You're still then man Rerun. This site wouldn't be what it is without you....Hell, The World is a better place with you in it.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 2:53 pm

87 douch......friend
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2012, 10:32 pm
90 really sneaks up on you, Eh Rerun?
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:52 pm

As I approach a milestone birthday this very much hits home. This, in my opinion is one of your best (and you have a hell of a great collection)

SOME PEOPLE - Just want to watch the world burn.


TAGS: baywatch russia
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Justflipit

nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2013, 12:08 pm
That's awesome!
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:41 am
Ah, the beach near Murmansk. I loved watching those ships and Subs go into and out of port when I was growing up.
Nagori - August 12, 2010, 9:45 am
I remember reading about this, a beach right next to a military base!! Awesome idea twist!!!


TAGS: whale watcher moby
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

MashiMashi - December 12, 2012, 10:42 am
These women make more money off these pix than you can even imagine.
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 5:04 pm
blenda you do the poster with the poodles and I'll take the m*dgets deal ? :)
MindBenda - February 12, 2012, 3:03 pm
Is it bad that I found this to be...extremely funny. Like 6 poodles in a blender funny. Midget's fighting...funny.
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 2:02 pm
that's cruel and offensive for gravitationally challenged persons - I l5ve it ! c'mon LA unleash the b5east :)

CATS - Probably Not A Great First Line Of Defense


BORDER SECURITY - Arizona's most recent attempts to curb illegal immigration makes the task a fun family game for some and a hobby for others

TAGS: watch out for speed bumps
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Zook

Talis Briedis - December 28, 2010, 7:55 am
Giving Arizona gamers an unfair advantage...
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 10:58 am
That's p***erted, Face.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:50 am
Maybe aggy but it kinda looks like they are running a marathon and the lil girl is the baton.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 10:41 pm
Aim carefully... they're trying to get your kid home from school, whitey!
Feasibly - August 19, 2010, 9:26 pm
Face is right, it looks like there's some bewbage 5L
rerun - August 19, 2010, 8:04 pm

ok, win/win
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 8:03 pm
Shoot, i do what i want, anyways i think the middle one has bewbz
rerun - August 19, 2010, 8:02 pm

you can't fave this...if you look at the fav list., it is all bewbz....I do however like this
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 7:59 pm
AMSOME poster and pic. Where do we get the score cards? 5L and fav'd


TAGS: greybeards amber lamps leaky http www youtube com watch v xfmaiy9fzzy your mom
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:30 pm

the dude actually has "i am a m**********r" on his t-shirt. and the other guy still messes with him. lmfao when i first saw it.
Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

yeah, sorry the link i'll set here is to one of the most viewed current youtube files. enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyae9v1VA
crankyhead - September 4, 2010, 6:45 pm
I'm a 67 year old man! You ain't afraid of me! LOL
tellitlikeitis - September 4, 2010, 6:33 pm
Most definately have to see utube to understand this one! LOL


TAGS: pickpocket peeping tom painting punchline watchess
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)

Big Brother -

TAGS: big brother watching listening disappear
Rating: 4.52/5

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Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:12 pm
Secret courts defeats the purpose of having to get a warrant.
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:45 am
And all of this is possible AFTER they obtain a warrant.
Cannabal - June 25, 2013, 11:09 pm
Beware the Commie-Nazis!
PapaFox - June 25, 2013, 10:16 pm
Paranoia strikes deep...
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 6:50 pm



THE ADMIN - They are Always watching, Even when you think they're not online They are!

TAGS: administrator admin watching you is eye
Rating: 2.15/5

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MO - March 12, 2010, 7:07 pm
I tend to sneak "1" in every now and then. I can't type all that well...
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:02 pm
I really wish I had never promised myself that I would comment whenever I vote 1L.....1 Lion.


TAGS: watch your back calendar follow
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - March 8, 2012, 6:47 pm
Cheers RL
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:29 pm

maoworks2 - March 8, 2012, 8:16 am
Very True !!

GEORGE ORWELL - Is watching you...



TAGS: pzy watch when you fall
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Feasibly - May 8, 2011, 9:52 pm
Hey y'all, watch thi5!
Greeny - May 8, 2011, 9:19 pm

OBVIOUSLY - Gandhi never witnessed a squirrel death match

TAGS: now throw in some weapons and watch the fun
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

iamjet - October 9, 2009, 6:31 pm
"If the Government only realized what reserve force is being wasted, they would make use of it and give Indians the opportunity of a thorough training for actual warfare." -Mahatma Gandhi
KDP3 - October 8, 2009, 1:40 am
Sending this to my pacifist cousin.
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:34 pm
Anti-Ghandi = 1

POLE VAULTING - Not for 4-legged creatures


TRUST ISN'T A DIRTY WORD - dirty words are harmless

TAGS: watch out
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Zook



DON'T YOU DARE - ever make a sequel!

TAGS: watchmen sequel rumors batman b**** slap comics superheroes
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Zagato - March 29, 2010, 10:03 pm
no sir, because batman will pimp smack it in the face.
Kainim - February 15, 2010, 10:31 am
because batman will smack it in the face?

NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH - Due To The Increase In Copper Thefts I'd like to introduce you to the newest member of the Neighborhood Watch


TAGS: god is watching so study
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

RexyD - July 3, 2011, 6:46 am
Its NAZIS not NAZI'S - the apostrophe (that's this "'") indicates possession or elision. You can both stay in after school.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 2, 2011, 7:16 pm
Crap... you win this time grammer nazi's, but the glorious red motifaker will not be defeated
THEBRAT - July 2, 2011, 7:00 pm
I noticed the same thing this morning - YHEN rather of 'THEN'...
Derek - July 2, 2011, 6:41 pm
Yhen you aren't looking
ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 6:41 pm
"YHEN" ???
the1stCOMMI3 - July 2, 2011, 5:26 pm
what do you mean? I don't see anything wrong with my grammar with this poster
Reality Lord - July 2, 2011, 5:18 pm


NO CUBBY! - Your can´t watch the porn on the hard drive that way!

TAGS: cubby watch p***
Rating: 4.25/5

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Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:20 pm
I thought something like this had been done before but if you try to search cubby as a tag you have to go through 3/4 of the posters here, i gave up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:17 pm
But Cubby is already half blind from constant squinting and fapping......Why not go all in?
pzykosiz - October 28, 2010, 6:15 pm
i think it's cause the laser ruins your eyes
Cubbybear - October 28, 2010, 10:01 am
Why Not?....LOL!


TAGS: pzy religion watching p***ert god
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:51 pm
It's not a problem if you have it all figured out.
ICEMAN - April 8, 2011, 12:45 am
The first part of healing is admitting your problem, Pzy. ; )


TAGS: womans watch kitchen
Rating: 3.8/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 4:23 pm
Yeah....but how do you fix a dishwasher?...5.


TAGS: ruin funny watch run worst fire experience deer
Rating: 2.2/5

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Elinfant - March 14, 2009, 11:49 pm
this... looks... awesome

RORSCHACH - Doesn't get invited to alot of parties.


TAGS: nazi special forces host club i have never watched this anime furor hitler japan kamikazi
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 pm
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:43 pm
I know, but they're in those uniforms and the white is surrounded by red...It's a dead ringer for the Nazi flag. I thought it would be funny to place that picture with that caption...but things didn't go as planned.
Alexis.Chu - October 3, 2009, 12:46 pm
This kanji means "woman".

Enjoy what you have -

TAGS: quit watching me eat bacon
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - July 12, 2013, 7:35 pm
GaryO - July 12, 2013, 11:16 am
My pups have been trained to have low expectations...ham beats brown glop....for me and him. Thanks Missy
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 11:01 am
Oh come on. Isn't he over reacting just a bit? Now toss in a 5Lice of Havarti...ahhh!

People Watching -

TAGS: walmart bar people watching next
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - November 23, 2013, 9:33 pm
The three drinking dudes! They sure know all the h** spots. 5L
lgvernon - November 23, 2013, 9:18 pm

I had no idea Milk of Magnesia came in brown bottles...
rerun - November 23, 2013, 11:47 am

I think I may be drinking too much
rerun - November 23, 2013, 11:47 am

I think I may be drinking too much
falloutghoul - November 22, 2013, 8:00 pm
I didn't know the next level was Ugg.

SPEED TRAP SNIFFED OUT - The proliferation of cell phone usage makes this attempt at enforcement pretty much useless.

TAGS: tweet text watch out
Rating: 4.8/5

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Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 9:56 pm
That helicopter's missing a piece... and I see 3 ninjas in the pic. Ninja on the left might be Waldo, ninja in the middle could be Carmen San Diego... eh, 5Ls anyway

SPACE INVADERS WATCH - Cool style for highest-class geeks.

TAGS: funny watch
Rating: 4.71/5

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CATS, - will watch you die happily.

TAGS: cat cats will watch you die happily
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissRed - May 27, 2010, 12:02 pm
Some how that comforts me inside...


BUYER BEWARE - How stupid would you feel if you got bamboozled into buying a fake fake watch

TAGS: watch
Rating: 1.88/5

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ALAN MOORE - I'M A BLOODY GENIUS! (and a chaos wizard)


TAGS: church clock watch boring
Rating: 4.59/5

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falloutghoul - February 17, 2012, 5:54 pm
In church, the never-ending story is the one that gets repeated. Over and over again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 30, 2010, 9:10 pm
5L....words of wisdom.


CULOS - He's as smooth as glass and he's after your....

TAGS: march challenge cartoon better watch your ass
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - March 19, 2010, 6:05 pm
thatonechick - March 19, 2010, 11:23 am
*snickers* 5L
Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 10:01 am
Thats amsome. 5Smooth L's for you sir

RUNNING LATE? - Relax and Remember... no matter how timely you get there, its still gonna be a grave


TAGS: watch your back fish
Rating: 4.32/5

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Faceplant31 - February 22, 2010, 8:15 pm
no wonder my parents bought me a flag jacket and hired security for me in third grade. then again maybe it was to protect everyone from me
rerun - February 22, 2010, 8:09 pm

it wasn't pretty, got to go to private school the next year
Faceplant31 - February 22, 2010, 8:06 pm
d*** rerun, school of hard knocks huh.
rerun - February 22, 2010, 6:50 pm

playground fight in 5th grade. Kid stabbed me with pocket knife (in my side). Even though 1" blade, hurt & bled like hell, 8 stitches. I went to a rough school but that was last fight I was in. Kicked the punk a** then went to ER for repair.
Faceplant31 - February 22, 2010, 6:47 pm
scars make for story time. as long as they ain't stories you start with "in prison in the showers", im game to listen!
rerun - February 22, 2010, 6:39 pm

doesn't do anything for the scar. sad & ugly story
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 6:11 pm
the past has teeth, 5L
Faceplant31 - February 22, 2010, 6:04 pm
Thanks yall. @ rerun time will heal all wounds.
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 6:00 pm
Just added this to my favorites Faceplant. Very well done, 5Ls.
R.S.Jake - February 22, 2010, 5:51 pm
Nice! Very nice! 5!
Faceplant31 - February 22, 2010, 5:49 pm
thanks again culos! BTW tell the misses i said thanks for the pic!
rerun - February 22, 2010, 5:49 pm

personally, I hate knives. Had a bad experience with one, several stitches later still don't like them.
culos - February 22, 2010, 5:47 pm
UC Face? It woyks....
Faceplant31 - February 22, 2010, 5:46 pm
Sure but i have to warn u i have a lot of knives at my disposal. One of which is always on me.
rerun - February 22, 2010, 5:44 pm

Hace Face, want to see my new Ginsu Knife set?


BAYWATCH - It's a little different in Mexico !



FAILURE - couldn't come at a better time than this

TAGS: watch out for that rock
Rating: 2.64/5

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JeffDeWitt - January 11, 2011, 6:35 pm
I believe the medical term for people like this is "organ donor.
corbett06 - July 17, 2010, 9:34 pm
one mistake and he goes into a bag...er i mean several bags
The Goat - January 21, 2010, 6:45 pm
Oh oh - this is clearly not going to end well in a Wile E Coyote kind of way!

CLOCK-WATCHERS - Eventually they become captains of industry

CERBERUS - Come on, my hello kitty watch is scarier than this!


It Happens -

Cock Fights -

TAGS: birds fights watching unexpected imagination
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 8, 2014, 10:41 am
Technical progress. Pews are so 20th century ;)
MissPriss - April 8, 2014, 10:19 am
Thanks Jesus. Still feels weird that I can connect with you through a comment box that isn't on the back of some pew in a church...teehee.
MissPriss - April 8, 2014, 10:18 am
Thanks me lord, glad you enjoyed it.
JesusWept - April 8, 2014, 8:30 am
Excellent! L L L L L
Reality Lord - April 8, 2014, 7:08 am


Genius -

bird watching -

TAGS: bird watching
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 11:03 am
Ugh, I ju5t threw up a little in my mouth.
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 7:50 pm
Thanks Miss P!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 1:48 am
A subtle hint of gross and yet funny combined in such a way as to compliment one another. Could of just done a fart poster, make it easier for me to critique...teehee. Bird Nest Soup? 5L little

Breaking through -

TAGS: television head breaking through watch me
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 12:32 pm

But other nights, like last night, I won't give up the fight, then end up feeling as I do today~~like I'm not only sleepless, but I've been in a drunken brawl all night.
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 12:31 pm

Well, not really. But when I'm down to 2 hours or less, I know it's REALLY back. Sometimes I just give up and get up to write.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 11:25 am
Insomnia goes away?
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 11:16 am

After a night of insomnia (yes, it's back!), this made my day! 5 LOL Lions!~

Plumber -

Women And Men -

TAGS: women vs men working watching tv
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - July 22, 2013, 1:56 am
Graciously accepted Mr. Gary.
GaryO - July 21, 2013, 9:55 am
I’m partial to the term ‘innovative’. Very few wimin are as innovative as me. I mean, show me a woman that has a grabber sittin’ within arm’s length of their lazygirl. 5 Lazy Loitering Lethargic Leonine Lionesses


TAGS: especially aggy you really cant trust that drunk and watch out for rs cause he s sneaky and reruns bad spelling is a false front for a criminal mastermind and don t even get me started on toc
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:13 am
We live in hard knocks we don't take over we bomb sites... burn 'em down, and you can have ‘em back...


TAGS: watch time
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by forseti

Zetmonk - May 10, 2012, 7:58 am
This is rather significant really.
BoneCD - May 9, 2012, 9:50 pm
Well played 5l

Action Packed -

BEWARE - of the Men in Hats. What? No not those "Men in Hats".

TAGS: adjustment bureau mod watching you
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

pzykosiz - October 28, 2010, 6:31 pm
another masterpiece coolio 5L's
CoolioIndeed - October 28, 2010, 12:46 pm
Quality over quantity, I say. Except in Cubby's case, it's Quality and Quantity.
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 9:18 am
Coolio, you never cease to amaze me with your fakes even if they are once a month you nail it every time. Cheers and keeps it up.
GreyScorpion - October 28, 2010, 8:27 am
excellent creativity. 5L. for some of you, don't worry about those men in hats over there, worry more about the ones in white coats. you know who you are, and so do we.
Cubbybear - October 27, 2010, 11:15 pm
Funny. I chuckled.
ICEMAN - October 27, 2010, 10:41 pm
Amazing work Coolio. 5
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 10:39 pm
I just love these Coolio =) Please keep making them.
CoolioIndeed - October 27, 2010, 10:37 pm
Dammit, I meant to type 'What? No not those "men without hats"

Belief -

TAGS: watchmen rorschach end is nigh
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 5, 2013, 7:30 pm
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." – H. L. Mencken

Rolex -

TAGS: sundial rolex watch
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 1, 2014, 12:03 am
I want one!


TAGS: waiting watching
Rating: 4.45/5

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pieman - May 2, 2010, 1:31 pm
You must always carry aluminum foil in the shread. McGuyver will thank you later.
rerun - May 2, 2010, 10:20 am

fantastic, I woke up this morning in a similar place....d*** the luck at the casino.
Cubbybear - May 2, 2010, 3:13 am
Put him in the basement and let the girls have their way...we have work to do Aggy.
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:45 am
Or so you claim in your sworn deposition, yet I don't see any boxes or bags of elbow macaroni, or reams of construction paper in THIS Ph**OGRAPH! Doooo yoooou? Hmmmm!???
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 2:31 am
I just make macaroni pictures with birds and flowers... and the sun... a happy place.
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:22 am
pictures of iconic figures in the civil rights movement in the sixties (Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, etc.), or various tools I could use to break the hell outta that shed. And maybe a loaded handgun, to boot.
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:20 am
I always hate it when this happens. Though sometimes, when I'm not trying to break my way outta yet another shed, I try to imagine what kinda things I'd like to see hanging there at a time like this. And it always comes down to a coin toss between ...


TAGS: i cry uncontrollably whenever i watch cocoon
Rating: 4.44/5

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Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:32 pm
Or you could get a lot of helium, lots of balloons and rope, and float your house to Victoria Falls. I mean, it's up to you...


TAGS: its just what men are capable of when not watching p***
Rating: 4.33/5

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motifayk - January 28, 2013, 5:14 am
Exactly my point. He just held back enough to be the most valuable virgin and did not auction virginity, although as a guy he won't get much :-D. But quite recently he said that he has never had a Girlfriend.
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:11 pm
With that kinda money, I doubt he's still a virgin... 5Ls


MODERATORS - Keeping a watchful eye to ensure motifakes future.

TAGS: moderators watchful eye mods aggy others trolls trolling outburts attack comments
Rating: 4.27/5

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Cloudchaser - March 31, 2010, 1:46 am
Looks like I wasn't the only one watching South Park on WGN that night
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:09 pm
awsome, 5 lions worthy
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 1:46 pm
Nice one.


TAGS: baywatch atlantic city
Rating: 4.26/5

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spacedog - June 27, 2010, 2:59 am
Here I thought MO was cleaning up the gulf, when he's really in hollywood.


TAGS: who is the girl at the window pane watching the rain falling down
Rating: 4.16/5

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thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 12:23 pm
This was definitely favorited immediately. And five smiley lions. Smilions.
Fatt Matt - April 1, 2010, 12:20 pm
I always see TOC smiling in my head, smiling and those gigantic anime eyes...

DISGUISE - You look like an angel. Walk like an angel. Talk like an angel. But I didn't see The devil in your eyes

TAGS: watch the tail
Rating: 4.1/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 5:49 pm
th5nks ?
gas - February 4, 2012, 1:01 pm

Faux news -

TAGS: not worth watching
Rating: 3.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2013, 11:54 am
Hit the nail on the head in that one.


TAGS: watching the tide roll away
Rating: 3.89/5

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agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 8:43 pm
Wow, Grey... apparently closer to that edge than I am! LOL
GreyScorpion - December 28, 2009, 8:42 pm
2 weeks?!?.....5 Days
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 8:35 pm
Thanks, Random... I thought it ok to post... figuring that Argentina has such strict laws against extradition.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 8:33 pm
Terrible Aggy, truly terrible. I love it.


NEW MOON - Motifake edition. Choose your side. Team Cubby, or Team LD

TAGS: if the movie was as good as this i d watch it
Rating: 3.67/5

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CpnKangaroo - February 18, 2010, 3:17 pm
that would be acceptable
Hakiu - February 18, 2010, 3:14 pm
How about if I choose "or".
DreMagnum - February 18, 2010, 12:32 am
Team Dre is better, not even a doubt
Fooly4 - February 18, 2010, 12:28 am
How can you choose! *suicides due to an impossible question*
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 10:14 pm
Choose sides? Newp.

WEIGHT WATCHERS MOTTO - What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. (R.Emerson)


TAGS: but i would still rather do either than watch that d*** chick flick
Rating: 3.44/5

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TheGrayFox - May 24, 2010, 10:02 am
they can be a real beach at times.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 9:18 pm
I can't enjoy this one enough... It's solid in every aspect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 16, 2009, 1:57 am
MO - June 15, 2009, 11:33 pm
Sean this is just beachin!!! 5 yurtels!!
Sean - June 15, 2009, 11:31 pm
*cough* ag-tes, up above the oster-pe *wink wink*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 15, 2009, 11:10 pm
And then there's the movie Beaches, with Bette Midler and Batbara Hershey. That's also irritating, like sand in your shoe.


TAGS: is watching too much monty python a bad thing
Rating: 3.29/5

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Sean - October 17, 2009, 2:16 am
Good God man, don't leave thine loyal bretheren hanging. Large "chu"?????


TAGS: watchmen prison roshack
Rating: 3.25/5

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Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:58 pm
Book ROCKED! Movie Sucked! Jackie Earl Haley as Rorschach ROCKED!!
Claire - September 13, 2009, 2:53 pm

DROPPED SILVERWARE - OOPS! Looks like God is going to need a clean fork

TAGS: august challenge watch out for his knife
Rating: 3.17/5

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BuZZbomb - August 20, 2009, 9:33 pm
"Okay, now at the fork in the road, Bear Left." "Right Frog!"
Hypercat-Z - August 20, 2009, 7:39 pm
Fork on the road! Classic!

YOUR NEIGHBORS - Just because they are watching, doesn't mean they can't hear you when you scream.

BAYWATCH - The time when Baywatch wasn't a TV Series and the watchers weren't that hot.

WATCH!!! - Got it!

TAGS: watch
Rating: 2.91/5

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TAGS: christian chidrens fund and i had to watch that psa again
Rating: 2.63/5

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Sean - June 1, 2009, 5:50 pm
Hey, you know what'd be way cool? If the Braillettes did a benefit concert ....


TAGS: final fantasy vii ffvii cloud the remnant s government conspiracy theory big brother is watching you advent children kadaj yazoo loz
Rating: 2.05/5

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Gwen - October 30, 2008, 10:49 am
Oh my god! I get it! lol

TELEVISION - 80 years in the making, still not a lot worth watching.

TAGS: tv television 80 watch
Rating: 2/5

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lolman - May 13, 2009, 8:11 pm
Someone is gonna need a converter box X3
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 2:29 am
It'll never become popular. It doesn't even have a mouse or a keyboard!

Grim -

TAGS: sticky reaper time watch
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - July 18, 2015, 10:13 pm
Brilliant lol 5/f
rerun - July 18, 2015, 8:54 am

GaryO - July 18, 2015, 8:30 am
Wow. gotta fave this


TAGS: brand invasive privacy tracking iwatch
Rating: 5/5

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premiumgrade - March 13, 2015, 11:48 pm
You are a wise man, GaryO. Thanks for the lions, dude.
GaryO - March 10, 2015, 8:22 am
Heard about this. Chester Gould was waaaay ahead of his time. Yeah, I’m unpluggin’ and movin’ to the cabin in less than two months. Won’t be too soon.

Linus on Hoarders -

TAGS: linus hoarders clean watch episodes
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 3:27 pm
Those guys are baaaad! My house is so much cleaner after watching that show! LOL! At the same time, I hope at least some of them get the help they need! Excellent! Totally relatable! 5L