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MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm, #201903
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm, #156650
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am, #141656
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm, #141601
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm, #141596
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm, #141561
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm, #141557
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141553
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141552
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141551
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm, #141550
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm, #141547
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm, #141544
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm, #141541
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm, #141520
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm, #141519
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


WATCH YOUR THOUGHTS ... -


TAGS: watch thoughts thinker actions destiny
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Wurdsmyth - July 6, 2013, 12:46 am, #247427
"Think" "Think about"... instead of watch... I think would make it better...


Potential -




LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”




HE KNOWS -


TAGS: ducki watch phobia
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Sho

Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:27 am, #239116
Love the Far Side reference.
Sho - May 14, 2012, 6:03 am, #234608
I think the only way to get rid of that phobia is to get to know that duck personally lol
dy2012 - May 14, 2012, 5:16 am, #234607
they should check out a quack dr if they have duck phobia :)
Sho - May 13, 2012, 11:43 pm, #234604
Good. I want everyone to think of my posters even when they are not on Motifake
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 2:43 pm, #234593
That’s 5ucked up, Sho…makin’ my food all scary’n 5hit


FUTILE -


TAGS: death watches chair night
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

gas - December 17, 2011, 11:48 am, #226689
ok thanks ;) it didn't seem to be well-known
Reality Lord - December 17, 2011, 10:25 am, #226687

future reference...you might want to quote the source.
LiquidAngel - December 17, 2011, 8:59 am, #226685
No it wasn't me. I found this while searching for some books a friend recommended me. The book it's from is called dark side of the moon by Sherrilyn Kenyon
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:45 am, #226684
is that yours LA? a search on google brings me to a novel someone's writing (I wondered if it was you)


GOD MODE - Quantum mechanics is life's cheat code.


TAGS: doctor manhattan dr dr watchman watchmen god mode godmode
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:01 am, #105046
I don't mind the movie, it is some of the actors in the movie is really dumb.
HATER - July 27, 2009, 2:34 pm, #100858
I f***ING HATE THIS MOVIE!!!


ELEVENTH HOUR -


TAGS: for granted life important pocket watch
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by spacedog

demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:28 pm, #251441
zero hour n. The scheduled time for the start of an operation or action, especially a combat operation of great size.
demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:23 pm, #251440
Your days only have 11 hours?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2013, 10:00 pm, #251417
the hour between 11 and 12 is the eleventh hour. 0000hrs to 0100 is zero hour.
demon001 - December 6, 2013, 7:47 pm, #251410
Take it easy, you still have the twelfth hour! from 11:00 to 12:00. Surprise!
spacedog - September 25, 2012, 5:59 pm, #239396
Thanks
JesusWept - September 25, 2012, 5:34 pm, #239395
So true! 5 L's
rerun - August 1, 2012, 8:49 pm, #237958

Ya know Airman, as much as I love you I really hate you right now. That is the most depressing thing I have heard today.....shut up Mooooooooooooooooo.
Airman - August 1, 2012, 5:19 pm, #237949
want demotivating? add up the ages of the entire womens gymnastics team.. are we under it?
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 10:19 am, #237946
How’d I miss this one…..all I can muster is…..d***!
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:34 am, #237939
With the first post, that is. Juries still out on the second post.
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:33 am, #237938
I concur, Rerun.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 7:20 pm, #237923

thanks for being a part of the success of this site.
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:12 pm, #237920
Thanks Rerun. That means a lot dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 3:33 pm, #237918
50, And you don't look a day over 65. You're still then man Rerun. This site wouldn't be what it is without you....Hell, The World is a better place with you in it.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 2:53 pm, #237917

87 douch......friend
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2012, 10:32 pm, #237905
90 really sneaks up on you, Eh Rerun?
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:52 pm, #237898

As I approach a milestone birthday this very much hits home. This, in my opinion is one of your best (and you have a hell of a great collection)


SOME PEOPLE - Just want to watch the world burn.




PAMELA, WHO? -


TAGS: baywatch russia
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Justflipit

nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2013, 12:08 pm, #243428
That's awesome!
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:41 am, #193034
Ah, the beach near Murmansk. I loved watching those ships and Subs go into and out of port when I was growing up.
Nagori - August 12, 2010, 9:45 am, #188983
I remember reading about this, a beach right next to a military base!! Awesome idea twist!!!


THAR SHE BLOWS -


TAGS: whale watcher moby
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

MashiMashi - December 12, 2012, 10:42 am, #241404
These women make more money off these pix than you can even imagine.
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 5:04 pm, #229427
blenda you do the poster with the poodles and I'll take the m*dgets deal ? :)
MindBenda - February 12, 2012, 3:03 pm, #229412
Is it bad that I found this to be...extremely funny. Like 6 poodles in a blender funny. Midget's fighting...funny.
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 2:02 pm, #229408
that's cruel and offensive for gravitationally challenged persons - I l5ve it ! c'mon LA unleash the b5east :)


CATS - Probably Not A Great First Line Of Defense




83RD ACADEMY AWARDS - OSCARS -




BORDER SECURITY - Arizona's most recent attempts to curb illegal immigration makes the task a fun family game for some and a hobby for others


TAGS: watch out for speed bumps
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Zook

Talis Briedis - December 28, 2010, 7:55 am, #208469
Giving Arizona gamers an unfair advantage...
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 10:58 am, #190065
That's p***erted, Face.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:50 am, #190064
Maybe aggy but it kinda looks like they are running a marathon and the lil girl is the baton.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 10:41 pm, #190027
Aim carefully... they're trying to get your kid home from school, whitey!
Feasibly - August 19, 2010, 9:26 pm, #190024
Face is right, it looks like there's some bewbage 5L
rerun - August 19, 2010, 8:04 pm, #190013

ok, win/win
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 8:03 pm, #190012
Shoot, i do what i want, anyways i think the middle one has bewbz
rerun - August 19, 2010, 8:02 pm, #190011

you can't fave this...if you look at the fav list., it is all bewbz....I do however like this
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 7:59 pm, #190010
AMSOME poster and pic. Where do we get the score cards? 5L and fav'd


AMBER LAMPS -


TAGS: greybeards amber lamps leaky http www youtube com watch v xfmaiy9fzzy your mom
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:30 pm, #192332

the dude actually has "i am a m**********r" on his t-shirt. and the other guy still messes with him. lmfao when i first saw it.
Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:13 pm, #192329

yeah, sorry the link i'll set here is to one of the most viewed current youtube files. enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyae9v1VA
crankyhead - September 4, 2010, 6:45 pm, #192319
I'm a 67 year old man! You ain't afraid of me! LOL
tellitlikeitis - September 4, 2010, 6:33 pm, #192318
Most definately have to see utube to understand this one! LOL


WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE... -


TAGS: pickpocket peeping tom painting punchline watchess
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am, #124005
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am, #124004
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am, #124003
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am, #124001
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am, #124000
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am, #123999
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am, #123997
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am, #123996
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am, #123994
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am, #123992
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am, #123989
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am, #123987
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am, #123984
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am, #123979
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am, #123978
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am, #123973
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm, #123934
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm, #123928
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)


Big Brother -


TAGS: big brother watching listening disappear
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:12 pm, #247147
Secret courts defeats the purpose of having to get a warrant.
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:45 am, #247010
And all of this is possible AFTER they obtain a warrant.
Cannabal - June 25, 2013, 11:09 pm, #246999
Beware the Commie-Nazis!
PapaFox - June 25, 2013, 10:16 pm, #246998
Paranoia strikes deep...
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 6:50 pm, #246993

indeed


HELPING -




THE ADMIN - They are Always watching, Even when you think they're not online They are!


TAGS: administrator admin watching you is eye
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by kirbyfighter12

MO - March 12, 2010, 7:07 pm, #164122
I tend to sneak "1" in every now and then. I can't type all that well...
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:02 pm, #164120
I really wish I had never promised myself that I would comment whenever I vote 1L.....1 Lion.


FOLLOWING THE PACK -


TAGS: watch your back calendar follow
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - March 8, 2012, 6:47 pm, #230926
Cheers RL
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:29 pm, #230908

awesome
maoworks2 - March 8, 2012, 8:16 am, #230887
Very True !!


GEORGE ORWELL - Is watching you...




WATCHING YOU -




FA(I)LLING -


TAGS: pzy watch when you fall
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Feasibly - May 8, 2011, 9:52 pm, #218302
Hey y'all, watch thi5!
Greeny - May 8, 2011, 9:19 pm, #218299
lol


OBVIOUSLY - Gandhi never witnessed a squirrel death match


TAGS: now throw in some weapons and watch the fun
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

iamjet - October 9, 2009, 6:31 pm, #125120
"If the Government only realized what reserve force is being wasted, they would make use of it and give Indians the opportunity of a thorough training for actual warfare." -Mahatma Gandhi
KDP3 - October 8, 2009, 1:40 am, #124777
Sending this to my pacifist cousin.
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:34 pm, #124718
Anti-Ghandi = 1


POLE VAULTING - Not for 4-legged creatures




HOPE -




TRUST ISN'T A DIRTY WORD - dirty words are harmless


TAGS: watch out
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Zook



WEIGHT WATCHERS -




DONT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB -




DON'T YOU DARE - ever make a sequel!


TAGS: watchmen sequel rumors batman b**** slap comics superheroes
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Zagato - March 29, 2010, 10:03 pm, #167925
no sir, because batman will pimp smack it in the face.
Kainim - February 15, 2010, 10:31 am, #158191
because batman will smack it in the face?


NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH - Due To The Increase In Copper Thefts I'd like to introduce you to the newest member of the Neighborhood Watch




RELIGION -


TAGS: god is watching so study
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

RexyD - July 3, 2011, 6:46 am, #220914
Its NAZIS not NAZI'S - the apostrophe (that's this "'") indicates possession or elision. You can both stay in after school.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 2, 2011, 7:16 pm, #220900
Crap... you win this time grammer nazi's, but the glorious red motifaker will not be defeated
THEBRAT - July 2, 2011, 7:00 pm, #220897
I noticed the same thing this morning - YHEN rather of 'THEN'...
Derek - July 2, 2011, 6:41 pm, #220895
Yhen you aren't looking
ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 6:41 pm, #220894
"YHEN" ???
the1stCOMMI3 - July 2, 2011, 5:26 pm, #220893
what do you mean? I don't see anything wrong with my grammar with this poster
Reality Lord - July 2, 2011, 5:18 pm, #220889

ARRRRGH.....SPELLING NAZI'S ON THEIR WAY.....lolz


NO CUBBY! - Your can´t watch the porn on the hard drive that way!


TAGS: cubby watch p***
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by almarpa

Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:20 pm, #200019
I thought something like this had been done before but if you try to search cubby as a tag you have to go through 3/4 of the posters here, i gave up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:17 pm, #200014
But Cubby is already half blind from constant squinting and fapping......Why not go all in?
pzykosiz - October 28, 2010, 6:15 pm, #200012
i think it's cause the laser ruins your eyes
Cubbybear - October 28, 2010, 10:01 am, #199960
Why Not?....LOL!


RELIGION -


TAGS: pzy religion watching p***ert god
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:51 pm, #216335
It's not a problem if you have it all figured out.
ICEMAN - April 8, 2011, 12:45 am, #215954
The first part of healing is admitting your problem, Pzy. ; )


FIX A WOMAN’S WATCH? -


TAGS: womans watch kitchen
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 4:23 pm, #100548
Yeah....but how do you fix a dishwasher?...5.


RUIN -


TAGS: ruin funny watch run worst fire experience deer
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Elinfant - March 14, 2009, 11:49 pm, #65843
this... looks... awesome


RORSCHACH - Doesn't get invited to alot of parties.




DYSLEXIA -


TAGS: nazi special forces host club i have never watched this anime furor hitler japan kamikazi
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 pm, #123595
apparently...
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:43 pm, #123594
I know, but they're in those uniforms and the white is surrounded by red...It's a dead ringer for the Nazi flag. I thought it would be funny to place that picture with that caption...but things didn't go as planned.
Alexis.Chu - October 3, 2009, 12:46 pm, #123583
This kanji means "woman".


Enjoy what you have -


TAGS: quit watching me eat bacon
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Greeny - July 12, 2013, 7:35 pm, #247668
LOL
GaryO - July 12, 2013, 11:16 am, #247641
My pups have been trained to have low expectations...ham beats brown glop....for me and him. Thanks Missy
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 11:01 am, #247637
Oh come on. Isn't he over reacting just a bit? Now toss in a 5Lice of Havarti...ahhh!


People Watching -


TAGS: walmart bar people watching next
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - November 23, 2013, 9:33 pm, #251134
The three drinking dudes! They sure know all the h** spots. 5L
lgvernon - November 23, 2013, 9:18 pm, #251131

I had no idea Milk of Magnesia came in brown bottles...
rerun - November 23, 2013, 11:47 am, #251123

I think I may be drinking too much
rerun - November 23, 2013, 11:47 am, #251122

I think I may be drinking too much
falloutghoul - November 22, 2013, 8:00 pm, #251119
I didn't know the next level was Ugg.


SPEED TRAP SNIFFED OUT - The proliferation of cell phone usage makes this attempt at enforcement pretty much useless.


TAGS: tweet text watch out
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 9:56 pm, #242752
That helicopter's missing a piece... and I see 3 ninjas in the pic. Ninja on the left might be Waldo, ninja in the middle could be Carmen San Diego... eh, 5Ls anyway


SPACE INVADERS WATCH - Cool style for highest-class geeks.


TAGS: funny watch
Rating: 4.71/5

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LONELINESS -




CATS, - will watch you die happily.


TAGS: cat cats will watch you die happily
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissRed - May 27, 2010, 12:02 pm, #177988
Some how that comforts me inside...


STOP THEM PLEASE -




BUYER BEWARE - How stupid would you feel if you got bamboozled into buying a fake fake watch


TAGS: watch
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Doug



ALAN MOORE - I'M A BLOODY GENIUS! (and a chaos wizard)




NEVER ENDING STORY -


TAGS: church clock watch boring
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

falloutghoul - February 17, 2012, 5:54 pm, #229756
In church, the never-ending story is the one that gets repeated. Over and over again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 30, 2010, 9:10 pm, #204879
5L....words of wisdom.


KNOCK KNOCK -




CULOS - He's as smooth as glass and he's after your....


TAGS: march challenge cartoon better watch your ass
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - March 19, 2010, 6:05 pm, #165738
5Ls.
thatonechick - March 19, 2010, 11:23 am, #165638
*snickers* 5L
Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 10:01 am, #165632
Thats amsome. 5Smooth L's for you sir


RUNNING LATE? - Relax and Remember... no matter how timely you get there, its still gonna be a grave




MINDSET -


TAGS: watch your back fish
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Faceplant31 - February 22, 2010, 8:15 pm, #160172
no wonder my parents bought me a flag jacket and hired security for me in third grade. then again maybe it was to protect everyone from me
rerun - February 22, 2010, 8:09 pm, #160169

it wasn't pretty, got to go to private school the next year
Faceplant31 - February 22, 2010, 8:06 pm, #160165
d*** rerun, school of hard knocks huh.
rerun - February 22, 2010, 6:50 pm, #160142

playground fight in 5th grade. Kid stabbed me with pocket knife (in my side). Even though 1" blade, hurt & bled like hell, 8 stitches. I went to a rough school but that was last fight I was in. Kicked the punk a** then went to ER for repair.
Faceplant31 - February 22, 2010, 6:47 pm, #160141
scars make for story time. as long as they ain't stories you start with "in prison in the showers", im game to listen!
rerun - February 22, 2010, 6:39 pm, #160135

doesn't do anything for the scar. sad & ugly story
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 6:11 pm, #160123
the past has teeth, 5L
Faceplant31 - February 22, 2010, 6:04 pm, #160118
Thanks yall. @ rerun time will heal all wounds.
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 6:00 pm, #160117
Just added this to my favorites Faceplant. Very well done, 5Ls.
R.S.Jake - February 22, 2010, 5:51 pm, #160112
Nice! Very nice! 5!
Faceplant31 - February 22, 2010, 5:49 pm, #160107
thanks again culos! BTW tell the misses i said thanks for the pic!
rerun - February 22, 2010, 5:49 pm, #160106

personally, I hate knives. Had a bad experience with one, several stitches later still don't like them.
culos - February 22, 2010, 5:47 pm, #160105
UC Face? It woyks....
Faceplant31 - February 22, 2010, 5:46 pm, #160104
Sure but i have to warn u i have a lot of knives at my disposal. One of which is always on me.
rerun - February 22, 2010, 5:44 pm, #160101

Hace Face, want to see my new Ginsu Knife set?


THE TRIFECTA -




BAYWATCH - It's a little different in Mexico !




CHOMPERS WAS HERE -




AIRMAN -




FAILURE - couldn't come at a better time than this


TAGS: watch out for that rock
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by angryceltic

JeffDeWitt - January 11, 2011, 6:35 pm, #209675
I believe the medical term for people like this is "organ donor.
corbett06 - July 17, 2010, 9:34 pm, #185185
one mistake and he goes into a bag...er i mean several bags
The Goat - January 21, 2010, 6:45 pm, #153519
Oh oh - this is clearly not going to end well in a Wile E Coyote kind of way!


CLOCK-WATCHERS - Eventually they become captains of industry




CERBERUS - Come on, my hello kitty watch is scarier than this!




VACATION -




It Happens -




Cock Fights -


TAGS: birds fights watching unexpected imagination
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

JesusWept - April 8, 2014, 10:41 am, #254162
Technical progress. Pews are so 20th century ;)
MissPriss - April 8, 2014, 10:19 am, #254161
Thanks Jesus. Still feels weird that I can connect with you through a comment box that isn't on the back of some pew in a church...teehee.
MissPriss - April 8, 2014, 10:18 am, #254160
Thanks me lord, glad you enjoyed it.
JesusWept - April 8, 2014, 8:30 am, #254159
Excellent! L L L L L
Reality Lord - April 8, 2014, 7:08 am, #254156

Lol...epic


Genius -




bird watching -


TAGS: bird watching
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 11:03 am, #252877
Ugh, I ju5t threw up a little in my mouth.
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 7:50 pm, #252503
Thanks Miss P!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 1:48 am, #252496
A subtle hint of gross and yet funny combined in such a way as to compliment one another. Could of just done a fart poster, make it easier for me to critique...teehee. Bird Nest Soup? 5L little


Breaking through -


TAGS: television head breaking through watch me
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 12:32 pm, #252214

But other nights, like last night, I won't give up the fight, then end up feeling as I do today~~like I'm not only sleepless, but I've been in a drunken brawl all night.
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 12:31 pm, #252213

Well, not really. But when I'm down to 2 hours or less, I know it's REALLY back. Sometimes I just give up and get up to write.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 11:25 am, #252210
Insomnia goes away?
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 11:16 am, #252208

After a night of insomnia (yes, it's back!), this made my day! 5 LOL Lions!~


Plumber -




Women And Men -


TAGS: women vs men working watching tv
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - July 22, 2013, 1:56 am, #247973
Graciously accepted Mr. Gary.
GaryO - July 21, 2013, 9:55 am, #247961
I’m partial to the term ‘innovative’. Very few wimin are as innovative as me. I mean, show me a woman that has a grabber sittin’ within arm’s length of their lazygirl. 5 Lazy Loitering Lethargic Leonine Lionesses


THE SECRET PLAN OF THE MODS - FIRST MOTIFAKE THEN THE INTERWEBS THEN THE WORLD!


TAGS: especially aggy you really cant trust that drunk and watch out for rs cause he s sneaky and reruns bad spelling is a false front for a criminal mastermind and don t even get me started on toc
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:13 am, #172946
We live in hard knocks we don't take over we bomb sites... burn 'em down, and you can have ‘em back...


PROSPERITY -


TAGS: watch time
Rating: 4.72/5

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Zetmonk - May 10, 2012, 7:58 am, #234428
This is rather significant really.
BoneCD - May 9, 2012, 9:50 pm, #234422
Well played 5l


Action Packed -




BEWARE - of the Men in Hats. What? No not those "Men in Hats".


TAGS: adjustment bureau mod watching you
Rating: 4.7/5

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pzykosiz - October 28, 2010, 6:31 pm, #200035
another masterpiece coolio 5L's
CoolioIndeed - October 28, 2010, 12:46 pm, #199981
Quality over quantity, I say. Except in Cubby's case, it's Quality and Quantity.
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 9:18 am, #199952
Coolio, you never cease to amaze me with your fakes even if they are once a month you nail it every time. Cheers and keeps it up.
GreyScorpion - October 28, 2010, 8:27 am, #199931
excellent creativity. 5L. for some of you, don't worry about those men in hats over there, worry more about the ones in white coats. you know who you are, and so do we.
Cubbybear - October 27, 2010, 11:15 pm, #199920
Funny. I chuckled.
ICEMAN - October 27, 2010, 10:41 pm, #199918
Amazing work Coolio. 5
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 10:39 pm, #199917
I just love these Coolio =) Please keep making them.
CoolioIndeed - October 27, 2010, 10:37 pm, #199916
Dammit, I meant to type 'What? No not those "men without hats"


Belief -


TAGS: watchmen rorschach end is nigh
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 5, 2013, 7:30 pm, #247408
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." – H. L. Mencken


Rolex -


TAGS: sundial rolex watch
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 1, 2014, 12:03 am, #254553
I want one!


EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: waiting watching
Rating: 4.45/5

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pieman - May 2, 2010, 1:31 pm, #174351
You must always carry aluminum foil in the shread. McGuyver will thank you later.
rerun - May 2, 2010, 10:20 am, #174337

fantastic, I woke up this morning in a similar place....d*** the luck at the casino.
Cubbybear - May 2, 2010, 3:13 am, #174322
Put him in the basement and let the girls have their way...we have work to do Aggy.
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:45 am, #174320
Or so you claim in your sworn deposition, yet I don't see any boxes or bags of elbow macaroni, or reams of construction paper in THIS Ph**OGRAPH! Doooo yoooou? Hmmmm!???
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 2:31 am, #174318
I just make macaroni pictures with birds and flowers... and the sun... a happy place.
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:22 am, #174315
pictures of iconic figures in the civil rights movement in the sixties (Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, etc.), or various tools I could use to break the hell outta that shed. And maybe a loaded handgun, to boot.
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:20 am, #174314
I always hate it when this happens. Though sometimes, when I'm not trying to break my way outta yet another shed, I try to imagine what kinda things I'd like to see hanging there at a time like this. And it always comes down to a coin toss between ...


UNSPUN YARN -


TAGS: i cry uncontrollably whenever i watch cocoon
Rating: 4.44/5

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Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:32 pm, #174437
Or you could get a lot of helium, lots of balloons and rope, and float your house to Victoria Falls. I mean, it's up to you...


SUHAS GOPINATH -


TAGS: its just what men are capable of when not watching p***
Rating: 4.33/5

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motifayk - January 28, 2013, 5:14 am, #242880
Exactly my point. He just held back enough to be the most valuable virgin and did not auction virginity, although as a guy he won't get much :-D. But quite recently he said that he has never had a Girlfriend.
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:11 pm, #242868
With that kinda money, I doubt he's still a virgin... 5Ls


SHUT IT WOMAN -




MODERATORS - Keeping a watchful eye to ensure motifakes future.


TAGS: moderators watchful eye mods aggy others trolls trolling outburts attack comments
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

Cloudchaser - March 31, 2010, 1:46 am, #168286
Looks like I wasn't the only one watching South Park on WGN that night
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:09 pm, #168126
awsome, 5 lions worthy
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 1:46 pm, #168106
Nice one.


SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT -


TAGS: baywatch atlantic city
Rating: 4.26/5

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spacedog - June 27, 2010, 2:59 am, #182060
Here I thought MO was cleaning up the gulf, when he's really in hollywood.


MELODY FAIR -


TAGS: who is the girl at the window pane watching the rain falling down
Rating: 4.16/5

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thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 12:23 pm, #168662
This was definitely favorited immediately. And five smiley lions. Smilions.
Fatt Matt - April 1, 2010, 12:20 pm, #168660
I always see TOC smiling in my head, smiling and those gigantic anime eyes...


DISGUISE - You look like an angel. Walk like an angel. Talk like an angel. But I didn't see The devil in your eyes


TAGS: watch the tail
Rating: 4.1/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 5:49 pm, #228891
th5nks ?
gas - February 4, 2012, 1:01 pm, #228877
nice1!


Faux news -


TAGS: not worth watching
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by GaryO

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2013, 11:54 am, #251619
Hit the nail on the head in that one.


TRANSITION -


TAGS: watching the tide roll away
Rating: 3.89/5

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agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 8:43 pm, #148623
Wow, Grey... apparently closer to that edge than I am! LOL
GreyScorpion - December 28, 2009, 8:42 pm, #148622
2 weeks?!?.....5 Days
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 8:35 pm, #148619
Thanks, Random... I thought it ok to post... figuring that Argentina has such strict laws against extradition.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 8:33 pm, #148617
Terrible Aggy, truly terrible. I love it.


COULDN'T PAY ENOUGH -




NEW MOON - Motifake edition. Choose your side. Team Cubby, or Team LD


TAGS: if the movie was as good as this i d watch it
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

CpnKangaroo - February 18, 2010, 3:17 pm, #158881
that would be acceptable
Hakiu - February 18, 2010, 3:14 pm, #158880
How about if I choose "or".
DreMagnum - February 18, 2010, 12:32 am, #158814
Team Dre is better, not even a doubt
Fooly4 - February 18, 2010, 12:28 am, #158813
How can you choose! *suicides due to an impossible question*
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 10:14 pm, #158781
Choose sides? Newp.


WEIGHT WATCHERS MOTTO - What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. (R.Emerson)




BEACHES -


TAGS: but i would still rather do either than watch that d*** chick flick
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheGrayFox - May 24, 2010, 10:02 am, #177518
they can be a real beach at times.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 9:18 pm, #87637
I can't enjoy this one enough... It's solid in every aspect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 16, 2009, 1:57 am, #87492
Doh!
MO - June 15, 2009, 11:33 pm, #87451
Sean this is just beachin!!! 5 yurtels!!
Sean - June 15, 2009, 11:31 pm, #87446
*cough* ag-tes, up above the oster-pe *wink wink*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 15, 2009, 11:10 pm, #87418
And then there's the movie Beaches, with Bette Midler and Batbara Hershey. That's also irritating, like sand in your shoe.


AND SAINT ATTILA RAISED THE HAND GRENADE UP ON HIGH -


TAGS: is watching too much monty python a bad thing
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

Sean - October 17, 2009, 2:16 am, #127401
Good God man, don't leave thine loyal bretheren hanging. Large "chu"?????


AUTOGRAPHS - DO NOT WANT


TAGS: watchmen prison roshack
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by mattb

Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:58 pm, #221684
Book ROCKED! Movie Sucked! Jackie Earl Haley as Rorschach ROCKED!!
Claire - September 13, 2009, 2:53 pm, #117301
I DO!


DROPPED SILVERWARE - OOPS! Looks like God is going to need a clean fork


TAGS: august challenge watch out for his knife
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

BuZZbomb - August 20, 2009, 9:33 pm, #110299
"Okay, now at the fork in the road, Bear Left." "Right Frog!"
Hypercat-Z - August 20, 2009, 7:39 pm, #110279
Fork on the road! Classic!


YOUR NEIGHBORS - Just because they are watching, doesn't mean they can't hear you when you scream.




BAYWATCH - The time when Baywatch wasn't a TV Series and the watchers weren't that hot.




WATCH!!! - Got it!


TAGS: watch
Rating: 2.91/5

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OBEY YOUR MASTER -




SALLY STRUTHERS HERE -


TAGS: christian chidrens fund and i had to watch that psa again
Rating: 2.63/5

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Sean - June 1, 2009, 5:50 pm, #83636
Hey, you know what'd be way cool? If the Braillettes did a benefit concert ....


THE REMNANT'S GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY THEORY - Big Brother Is Watching You


TAGS: final fantasy vii ffvii cloud the remnant s government conspiracy theory big brother is watching you advent children kadaj yazoo loz
Rating: 2.05/5

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Gwen - October 30, 2008, 10:49 am, #31659
Oh my god! I get it! lol


TELEVISION - 80 years in the making, still not a lot worth watching.


TAGS: tv television 80 watch
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by RnR

lolman - May 13, 2009, 8:11 pm, #79871
Someone is gonna need a converter box X3
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 2:29 am, #14396
It'll never become popular. It doesn't even have a mouse or a keyboard!


Grim -


TAGS: sticky reaper time watch
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Sho - July 18, 2015, 10:13 pm, #262038
Brilliant lol 5/f
rerun - July 18, 2015, 8:54 am, #262032

Genius
GaryO - July 18, 2015, 8:30 am, #262031
Wow. gotta fave this


APPLE WATCH -


TAGS: brand invasive privacy tracking iwatch
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

premiumgrade - March 13, 2015, 11:48 pm, #260370
You are a wise man, GaryO. Thanks for the lions, dude.
GaryO - March 10, 2015, 8:22 am, #260336
Heard about this. Chester Gould was waaaay ahead of his time. Yeah, I’m unpluggin’ and movin’ to the cabin in less than two months. Won’t be too soon.


Linus on Hoarders -


TAGS: linus hoarders clean watch episodes
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 3:27 pm, #260217
Those guys are baaaad! My house is so much cleaner after watching that show! LOL! At the same time, I hope at least some of them get the help they need! Excellent! Totally relatable! 5L


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